Thursday, April 17, 2008

Baby got Stats

Since I'm not sure what to blog about these days, with the diss done and all, I'm back to YouTube. Clearly I have a lot of free time these days with only a job talk, grant proposal, and defense to do in the next 2 weeks.

As seen on Wicked Anomie...



If you still want to get your grove on, check out Statz for Life...

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

Can't Stop Working, Must Google and Blog To Waste at least 5 Minutes...

I am .....FREAKING OUT! I am overwhelmed with data!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevertheless, googling for statistics jokes distracted me. This one got me cackling:


Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal. How statisticians do it...

Statisticians probably do it.
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it when it counts.
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with significance.
Statisticians do it with standard deviations.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

The Post Doc Search Continues, Also I Don't Know What I'm Doing

The search continues... I had a phone interview yesterday for a post-doc position with a professor who actually understands my dissertation research (Whoa.) I will be traveling to his boring landlocked Midwest city to interview and give a job talk in late April. It could be a perfect fit. It could be a boring city.

Meanwhile in the dissertation realm, I have encountered multiple statistical and software roadblocks. Naturally, this led me to request help from my statistician as well as the statisticians affiliated with the software that I'm using. In response from the first, "I really don't understand it either." Um, ok. When pressed, I am told to do it every which way and hope that the results are the same. When further pressed for conceptual rationale for these odd methods, I am told, "Well...you are really the expert here." Um, what?! From the software statisticians, my plea for help results in this reply, "At present, we do not any general suggestion in the case of [complicated crap] with [more complicated crap]."

Great.

Just a prediction here people: I will do basically whatever I want. Later I will be told by my committee it is wrong and will have to re-do it all. Then, when peer review comes up, I will probably have to re do it all over, again.

The joys of dissertating.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Statz 4 Life



I have got to get me some "F" bling....or maybe "r" or "t"?

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