Can't Stop Working, Must Google and Blog To Waste at least 5 Minutes...

I am .....FREAKING OUT! I am overwhelmed with data!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevertheless, googling for statistics jokes distracted me. This one got me cackling:


Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal. How statisticians do it...

Statisticians probably do it.
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it when it counts.
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with significance.
Statisticians do it with standard deviations.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.