WWBD?

For those of you seeking sage Christian advice (as all of us need to do every now and then), I recommend turning to Betty Bowers (aka America's best Christian). Her website is very extensive and also easy to navigate and includes Betty's view on politics, merchandise, and advice. (Note: Betty is also the founder of T.R.A.S.H.--Traditional Families Raging Against Sluts and Homos.)

The advice section is of particular interest as it covers important areas of faith and Christian behavior and also answers frequently asked questions such as:

What should a Christian lady wear to an abortion clinic bombing?
What would Jesus eat? and
Should you acknowledge Methodists and other Satanists at a party?

Check it out at http://www.bettybowers.com/